People with roses

I've been seeing people with roses all day. Guys with bouquets, and girl proudly carrying their trophy flowers.

Valentines day. God I hate valentines day.

Of course when I say this most people react by telling me that I'm just being bitter because I'm single.

I hate it when people tell me that. I'm not bitter. I just really hate valentines day.

''Oh I love you so much !''

''You're my one true love !''

''Together forever !''

Excuse me while I gag.

Valentines day is a long never ending commercial. Buy this to prove your love to your current partner ! Give them this ! Consume, consume, consume !

So if you like that sort of thing have a nice valentines day. If not well then I guess we should make T-shirts.