This evening I had to remind a friend that she was not a vampire, and that I am not a cheeseburger. For real.
So I was just being my normal self (awkward and unassuming), when suddenly I was attacked by a rabid creature intent on biting me for the sake of it.
The rabid creature? My friend Eda.
She chased me around my studio for ten minutes tickling me, and trying to bite, whilst I ran away from her trying not to giggle too much, and trying to not be bitten, please, thank you very much.
I lost. She bit me.
And then she caught me and picked me up fireman style before dropping me onto my bed.
My adventures are always so weird.
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