The joys of the French revolution

Fuck the french revolution. Fuck it to hell.
I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, IhateitIhateitIhateIhateit, I hate it,  OH MY GOD.

Well I don't hate it. I'm glad they did it and all. But I hate the fact that it was so long, and complicated, and repetitive, and now I have to learn all these stupid dates.

Help me.

Seriously though when I first learnt about the French revolution they said it happened in 1789, and BAM that was it.

But now I learn that that happened, and then there was something else in 1792, then again in 1795, then something else in 1804, then in 1814, and then in 1830, and for fucks sake stop please. Please. Just no. Stop.

Politics. Pfff. It's never easy.